Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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