doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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