The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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