How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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