If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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