When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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