Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
She's JV to your varsity
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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