Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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