C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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