So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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