Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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