Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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