her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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