I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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