You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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