would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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