Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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