I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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