Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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