ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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