It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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