I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I don't think brook has ever known best
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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