Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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