at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
And then he peed in my hair
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