I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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