his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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