What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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