He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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