Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
