Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Panties = found
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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