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is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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