I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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