can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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