no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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