But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Randomize
