marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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