you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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