Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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