Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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