Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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