At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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