I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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