I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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