For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
