hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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