i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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