i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I need water and some morals
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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