Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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