We won't sleep together?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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