So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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