at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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