shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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